A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey,I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends..We'll be gone for aweek. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick mythings up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.The following weekend he came home a little tired, but otherwise looking good.The wife welcome him home and asked if he caught manyfish.He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'You'll love the answer...The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishingbox ...
Kumar's mother went to visit Kumar in his apartment for dinner and found that Kumar had a girl by the name of Sunita for a housemate...During the course of dinner, Kumar's mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible relationship between the two...Over the course of the evening while watching Kumar and Sunita interacted, the mother started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his housemate than met the eyes and this made the mother evenmore curious..Reading his mother's thoughts, Kumar volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking but I assureyou, Sunita and I are just housemates".
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Eversince your mother came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said,"Well, I doubt it but I'll email her just to besure". So he sat down and wrote to his mother : Dear Mother,I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house.. I'm not saying that you did not take the silverplate ...But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner ...Love,Kumar Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :Dear Son,I'm not saying that you do sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow..Love,Mom
Lesson to be learnt :Don't Lie To Your Mother She's Smarter Than You Think She Is....
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